What's so great about being civilized? As far as I can tell, all that civilization stands for is slashing at your face every morning while everyone poops in the same hole. I'll stay unevolved, thank you kindly. I'll chop my own wood, I'll skin my own deer, and I'll crap in the woods like a real man.

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