I once was forced to fight a bear with nothing but a roofing hammer and my beard for protection. When I grabbed the bear in a mighty hold, I knew instantly that this magnificient animal was completely covered in the same kind of fur that my face was. Bears are made from God's leftover beard hair and I now know where their power comes from.
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